Phil

"This sucks man. I have to do everything around here. Go guard the wall, Phil. Go paint the jeep Phil. Go do everything Phil. This sucks."

- Phil

Phil briefly appears in Visiting Old Friends. He wears brown armor and claims to be a single parent. Wyoming sneaks up on him and knocks him out, as he complains about having to do all the work around the base. After waking up, Wyoming attempts to extract information from him, until he receives a call from O'Malley hiring him to assassinate Tucker. No longer having time to interrogate Phil, Wyoming simply decides to kill him.

Phil is often noted for his whiny character. He complains throughout his encounter with Wyoming, regardless of the danger he is in, going as far as saying "I'm getting bored" while Wyoming is on the phone.