A Shadow of His Former Self

 is the tenth episode of the series.

Synopsis
While Caboose cleans the "black stuff" off of Tucker's armor, Tucker calls Blue Command for reinforcements. Vic, their contact at Command, informs them that they will be sent a "Freelancer" (mercenary) named Tex. Church's ghost appears in order to warn the Blue Team about Tex, who once slaughtered his entire squad at Sidewinder. As he disappears, he warns his teammates to prevent Tex from becoming involved. Tex soon arrives, wearing black "Special Ops" armor.

Transcript
''Radio noise is heard as the camera fades from black. Caboose is standing behind Tucker.''

Tucker: Come in, Blue Command. This is Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha. Do you read me?

Caboose: OK, that is the last of it. Your armour is clean now!

Tucker: Did you get all the black stuff off?

''More radio noise is heard. Cut to Vic, sat at his control panel.''

Vic: This is Blue Command. Come in, Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha.

Tucker: Hello, Command! We need help!

Vic: Roger that, Blood Gulch. What is your request?

Tucker: I don't know what the technical military term is for it, but we're pretty fucked up down here. We need men!

Vic Pauses

Vic: Dude, how long have you guys been down there?

Tucker: No, no, no, not like that! We need more men to help us.

Vic: Roger that. Did you get the tank we sent?

Tucker: Yeah, that got blown up too.

Vic: Wow. Sucks to be you.

Tucker: Yeah, we know.

Vic: OK, here's what I can do. The nearest Blue forces can be there in 16 days or I-

Tucker: 16 days? That's almost 2 weeks!

Vic: Or I can hire a nearby freelancer and get him there within a few hours.

Caboose: I like the "in an hour" one.

Tucker: Yeah, me too. Roger that, Command. We prefer the quicker solution.

Vic: 10-4, Blood Gulch. We'll contact freelancer Tex and have him there post-haste. Command out.

Radio cuts off

Tucker: Whoever he is, make sure he can fix a tank.

Caboose: What's a freelancer?

Tucker: Freelancers are independent. They're not red or blue. They're just guns for hire who'll fight for whoever has the most money.

Caboose: Like a mercenary.

Tucker: Right. Or like your mom when the rent's due.

Pause...

Caboose: Oh, that's funny.

Tucker: Yeah? You didn't think that was too obvious?

Caboose: No, no, not at all. It was good.

A semi-transparent Church fades into view between Tucker and Caboose

Church: (ghostly voice) Tucker...Tucker...

Tucker: (jumping back) Who the hell are you?

Church: I am the ghost of Church, and I've come back with a warning!

Caboose: You're not Church! Church is blue. You're white.

Church: (normal voice) Rookie, shut up, man! I'm a freakin' ghost! Have you ever seen a blue ghost before?

Tucker: Yeah, that's definitely him.

Church: Now I gotta start over again. (clears throat, resumes ghostly voice) Tucker...Tucker...I've come back with a warning!

Tucker: Is it really necessary to do the voice?

Caboose: Yeah, it's kinda annoying.

Church: (normal voice) Fine. OK, here's the deal. I've come back from the dead to give you a warning about Tex. Don't let-

Caboose: (interrupting) What's the warning?

Church: Shut up for one second and I'll tell you!

Caboose: Oh, sorry.

Church: Seriously, man. I mean, I'm coming back from the Great Beyond here. Do you think this is easy? It's not. It's not like, just pop in and out whenever I feel like it, it takes a lot of concentration.

Caboose: Sorry.

Church: I mean, it's bad enough that you killed me to begin with but now I come back and I can't get a word in edgewise, man. (takes a deep breath) OK, here's the deal.

Caboose: Is this the warning?

Church: OK, that's it. I swear to God, Caboose, your ass is haunted. When we're done here, I'm gonna haunt you.

Tucker: Yeah, you're even starting to bug me.

Church: OK, Tucker. You remember that I told you that I was stationed on Sidewinder before they transferred me here to Blood Gulch, right?

Tucker: No.

Caboose: Sidewinder? Isn't that the ice planet?

Church: Yes.

Caboose: Cool, what was that like?

Church: Erm...it was cold.

Caboose: That's it, just cold?

Church: What do you want from me? A poem? It's a planet made entirely out of ice. It's really...fuckin'...cold.

Tucker: Will you just let him talk?

Church: Alright, well...

(fade to Sidewinder)

Church: One day when I was there, everything was just like normal. I remember I was out on patrol with my partner, Jimmy. That Jimmy was a real good kid. Everybody liked him.

Tucker: D'ya think I was a good kid, Church?

Church: Tucker, don't get jealous, man. Just listen to the story, OK? Like I said, the guys were hanging around, waiting for some action, bitching about the cold...

Sidewinder Blue #1: Man, it's fucking cold...

Sidewinder Blue #2: I hope we get some action...

Church: ...Anyway, Jimmy was in the middle of telling me all about this girlfriend he had back home.

Jimmy: Yep, as soon as I get back, I'm gonna get down on one knee and ask her to marry me.

Church: ...And that's when Tex showed up.

(We see a soldier in active camouflage move in front of Jimmy and Church)

Church: Private Mickey was the first to go. He was halfway across the base when all of sudden he started screaming bloody murder...

(shots are heard)

Private Mickey: Bloody Murder! Bloody Murder!

(A blue firing an Assault Rifle is hit from behind by a camouflaged Tex)

Church: The whole thing was over before it even started.

(Tex kills another Blue. Cut to Jimmy and Church, firing)

Church: Poor Jimmy was the last one to go. Tex walked up to him, pulled Jimmy's skull right out of his head, and beat him to death with it.

Tucker: Wait a second...how do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.

Church: That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.

(Cut to Tex hitting Jimmy with the skull used in the Halo Multiplayer Gametype Oddball)

Jimmy: This doesn't seem physically possible! (he collapses) Hurk! Bleh...

(cut back to Blood Gulch)

Church: Bottom line is, these freelancers, they're bad news, and Tex is one of the worst.

Caboose: If he's such a bad-ass, why didn't he kill you?

(cut to Church, standing alone in Sidewinder with blood on the ground. The camera zooms out, revealing all the Sidewinder Blues laying dead)

Church: To tell ya, I don't know why I'm not dead. He could have killed me at any point. But maybe it's because Tex and I have run into each other once before.

Tucker: Where?

Church: You, er...remember that girl I told you about, back home? Well, let's just say that Tex is the real reason we never got married. Guys, I'm fading fast and I don't know when I'll be back. Just listen to my warning. Don't let Tex get involved here.

Tucker: OK.

Church: I mean it, Tucker. No fighting, no scouting, nothing. You'll regret it...

(Church fades away)

Tucker: So...Tex and Church were after the same girl.

Caboose: I told you his girlfriend was a slut.

(the camera pans, revealing Tex standing behind Tucker and Caboose)